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a nice Italian couple . . .
At St. Peter's Catholic Church in Toronto, they have weekly husbands' marriage seminars.
At the session last week, the priest asked Giuseppe, who said he was approaching his 50th wedding anniversary, to take a few minutes and share some insight into how he had managed to stay married to the same woman all these years.
Giuseppe replied to the assembled husbands, 'Wella, I'va tried to treat her nicea, spenda da money on her, but besta of all is, I tooka her to Italy for the 25th anniversary!'
The priest responded, 'Giuseppe, you are an amazing inspiration to all the husbands here! Please tell us what you are planning for your wife for your 50th anniversary?
Giuseppe proudly replied, " I gonna go picka her up."

 

A kid asks his Dad "what does 'gay' mean?"
The father says "It means 'to be happy." The son asks "Are you gay?" The father says "No, son. I have a wife."

 

Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."

 

A child asked his father, "How were people born?" So his father said, "Adam and Eve made babies, then their babies became adults and made babies, and so on." The child then went to his mother, asked her the same question and she told him, "We were monkeys then we evolved to become like we are now." The child ran back to his father and said, "You lied to me!" His father replied, "No, your mom was talking about her side of the family."

 

An elderly couple are in church. The wife leans over and whispers to her husband, "I just let out a long, silent fart. What should I do?" The husband replies, "First off, replace the batteries in your hearing aid!"

 

After picking her son up from school one day, the mother asks him what he did at school. The kid replies, "I had sex with my teacher." She gets so mad that when they get home, she orders him to go straight to his room. When the father returns home that evening, the mother angrily tells him the news of what their son had done. As the father hears the news, a huge grin spreads across his face. He walks to his son's room and asks him what happened at school, the son tells him, "I had sex with my teacher." The father tells the boy that he is so proud of him, and he is going to reward him with the bike he has been asking for. On the way to the store, the dad asks his son if he would like to ride his new bike home. His son responds, "No thanks Dad, my butt still hurts."

 

There is a senior citizen driving on the highway. His wife calls him on his cell phone and in a worried voice says, ''Herman, be careful! I just heard on the radio that there is a madman driving the wrong way on Route 280!'' Herman says, ''I know, but there isn't just one, there are hundreds!''

 

Dad: "Say 'daddy.'"
Baby: "Mommy!"
Dad: "Come on, say 'daddy!'"
Baby: "Mommy!"
Dad: "F*ck you. Say 'daddy!'"
Baby: "F*ck you. Mommy!"
Mom: "Honey, I'm home!"
Baby: "F*ck you!"
Mom: "Who taught you to say that?"
Baby: "Daddy!"
Dad: "Son of a b*tch."

 

Little Susie, a six-year-old, complained, "Mother, I've got a stomach ache." "That's because your stomach is empty," the mother replied. "You would feel better if you had something in it." That afternoon, her father came complaining that he had a severe headache all day. Susie perked up, "That's because it's empty," she said. "You'd feel better if you had something in it."

 

A man goes to a bar and sees a fat girl dancing on a table. He walks over to her and says, "Wow, nice legs!" She is flattered and replies, "You really think so?" The man says, "Oh definitely! Most tables would have collapsed by now."

 

A Scotsman who was driving home one night, ran into a car driven by an Englishman. The Scotsman got out of the car to apologize and offered the Englishman a drink from a bottle of whisky. The Englishman was glad to have a drink.
"Go on," said the Scot, "have another drink."
The Englishman drank gratefully. "But don't you want one, too?" he asked the Scotsman.
"Perhaps," replied the Scotsman, "after the police have gone."

 

- Suspend: tạm ngưng
- Suspicious: đa nghi
- Tactful: tế nhị, khéo ứng xử
- Thoughtful: chu đáo, biết điều
- Ridiculous! thật nực cười
- So messy! Bừa bộn quá, lộn xộn quá
- Dont mess up! Đừng có làm rối tung lên nữa
- Dont bath mouth people! Đừng có nói xấu người khác
- Yuck! = Disgusting! = Sickening! Sucks! ghê, tởm quá
- Nuts! Đồ hâm (tính từ, phải có s)

 

Khi chúc mừng:
- Cheers!
- Congratulations!
Khen tặng:
- Good job!
- Well done!
- I am very proud of you!
Khi có người qua đời:
- My condolence to you and yr family: xin thành thật chia buồn đến anh/chị và gđ
- Rest in peace = RIP: hãy yên nghỉ
- God has mercy on…: cầu chúa phù hộ cho… (ng đã chết)
- Pass away = Bite the dust = Decease = Die: chết
- The late: người đã khuất.

 

buzz·word

noun\ˈbəz-ˌwərd\: a word or phrase that becomes very popular for a period of time

 

- Suspend: tạm ngưng
- Suspicious: đa nghi
- Tactful: tế nhị, khéo ứng xử
- Thoughtful: chu đáo, biết điều
- Ridiculous! thật nực cười
- So messy! Bừa bộn quá, lộn xộn quá
- Dont mess up! Đừng có làm rối tung lên nữa
- Dont bath mouth people! Đừng có nói xấu người khác
- Yuck! = Disgusting! = Sickening! Sucks! ghê, tởm quá
- Nuts! Đồ hâm (tính từ, phải có s)

 

- Suspend: tạm ngưng
- Suspicious: đa nghi
- Tactful: tế nhị, khéo ứng xử
- Thoughtful: chu đáo, biết điều
- Ridiculous! thật nực cười
- So messy! Bừa bộn quá, lộn xộn quá
- Dont mess up! Đừng có làm rối tung lên nữa
- Dont bath mouth people! Đừng có nói xấu người khác
- Yuck! = Disgusting! = Sickening! Sucks! ghê, tởm quá
- Nuts! Đồ hâm (tính từ, phải có s)

 

- Fantastic = Fabulous = Great = Wonderful: tuyệt quá
- Watch your back! Mày coi chừng đó
- Nonsense! Vớ vẩn, nhảm nhí
- Bull****! xạo quá (khi ai nói điều j mà bạn cho là ko đúng, ko thật)
- ****! = Damn it! Mẹ kiếp
- Go for it! Khích lệ ai đi lấy cái gì hoặc đi làm gì
- All yours! Cho mày hết đó (nhường hết cái gì cho ai)
- Your turn! Tới lượt mày đó
- Go ahead! bật đèn xanh cho ai làm gì / nói gì => Nói đi / Làm đi
- Not your business! It has nothing to do with you! Ko fai việc của mày / Ko liên quan tới mày
- You reap what you sow = What goes around comes around = Cause and effect = Karma: Gieo gì gặt nấy / Nhân quả / Nghiệp
- Dont make drama! Đừng có làm quá lên thế
- Dont overreact! Đừng phản ứng thái quá như thế
- Dont talk against me! Đừng có cãi lại tao!
- Dont make excuses! Đừng có bào chữa nữa!